natalielaine.

Sometimes things happen and then you just know that your hair is too long. Like when it gets stuck in your seat belt while you’re taking it off and there’s no one else in the car to help you get it out. Some people may see this as a clear cut sign to do something about it, like, oh I don’t know, cut it? But I’m not ‘some people’. 

You know those days

when you just want to talk to your dad? Just to tell him anything? Anything and everything really. Sometimes there are just things that Id rather talk to him about, or say to him just to get a rise out of him or simply to see the look on his face after Ive told him. Friends with dads, I suggest that you talk to him (in some way, shape or form) and tell him that you love him every.single.day. Trust me, the feelings are all-consuming and absolutely impossible to explain when that’s no longer an option. 

great text conversation with a great friend.

ME: Sooo think over my offer. And ya know, just give me a heads up when moving day is gonna be.

FRIEND: Haha I’ll keep ya posted. If only moving items was that easy. I’d be there in a heartbeat

ME: Uhaul. Duh. Done.

FRIEND: Duhdone.

ME: Well that was the easiest bit of advice Ive ever given.

FRIEND: College grad. Duh.

ME: Woop Woop! College grad, at home with four children! Watching The Sword in the Stone and about to make them all lunch! Thas wassup!

FRIEND: Borrow famileeeeee wassup!

ME: Im raising yo kids 3 days a week for barely any money! Oo Oo!! Uh youre welcome!

FRIEND: Mom and dad gotta save all they cash monEy for that Cadillac they got they eye on. That shit ritz gold mayne.

ME: Haha just kidding. I really and truly love their parents. Theyve been so good to me and I know that Im a HUGE help to them. So at least Im needed.

FRIEND: You just ruined our whole thread

ME: Hahahahahaha

FRIEND: Miss you. I say it out loud.

ME: You can only say it out loud. Otherwise its a lie.

FRIEND: Only true-like things happen with words.

FRIEND: Yoga bear time! Mom! Mom! Mom! Look what I can do! mOoOoOMM-AH!!!

ME: Okay!! Im looking.. Just give me a second! Can you use your eyes to see what Im doing? When Im done feeding your sister Ill watch you. Okay? (these are all real things that I say to real kids. Here. Where Im at now) HAVE FUNNN!

FRIEND: Hahaha sucka

Quotes from one of my favorite girls in the world:

“Are all your aunt & uncle’s getting cold butts?… Cause Louie’s nose won’t be up ‘em?? Hehhhh…Go on, take it and claim it as yours. I don’t want my pure name associated with it.  ;))) triple chiiin! Baaaabe! I hate being inthacar.”

NES <3’s CEC.

My status a year ago today:

And I quote, “so Don Draper enjoys a good slap across the face while in the sack? i still think hes the right man for me.”

Some things never change… But other things do! Like my capitalization and punctuation in texts and on facebook. Also, I’d like to give a shout out to my main man, Mr. Marky Mark Zuckerberg for allowing us all the luxury of reading statuses from the past. Well played sir.

BEST. Ryan Gosling dream. EVER. last night.