April 2012
2 posts
February 2012
1 post
109 days and counting. Uhh biiiitch, pleeease. →
December 2011
2 posts
November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
3 posts
Sometimes things happen and then you just know that your hair is too long. Like when it gets stuck in your seat belt while you’re taking it off and there’s no one else in the car to help you get it out. Some people may see this as a clear cut sign to do something about it, like, oh I don’t know, cut it? But I’m not ‘some people’.
You know those days
when you just want to talk to your dad? Just to tell him anything? Anything and everything really. Sometimes there are just things that Id rather talk to him about, or say to him just to get a rise out of him or simply to see the look on his face after Ive told him. Friends with dads, I suggest that you talk to him (in some way, shape or form) and tell him that you love him every.single.day. Trust...
great text conversation with a great friend.
ME: Sooo think over my offer. And ya know, just give me a heads up when moving day is gonna be.
FRIEND: Haha I’ll keep ya posted. If only moving items was that easy. I’d be there in a heartbeat
ME: Uhaul. Duh. Done.
FRIEND: Duhdone.
ME: Well that was the easiest bit of advice Ive ever given.
FRIEND: College grad. Duh.
ME: Woop Woop! College grad, at home with four children!...
September 2011
3 posts
Quotes from one of my favorite girls in the world:
“Are all your aunt & uncle’s getting cold butts?… Cause Louie’s nose won’t be up ‘em?? Hehhhh…Go on, take it and claim it as yours. I don’t want my pure name associated with it. ;))) triple chiiin! Baaaabe! I hate being inthacar.”
NES <3’s CEC.
My status a year ago today:
And I quote, “so Don Draper enjoys a good slap across the face while in the sack? i still think hes the right man for me.”
Some things never change… But other things do! Like my capitalization and punctuation in texts and on facebook. Also, I’d like to give a shout out to my main man, Mr. Marky Mark Zuckerberg for allowing us all the luxury of reading statuses from the...
BEST. Ryan Gosling dream. EVER. last night.
August 2011
3 posts
only 4 more days!
and I’ll be here
http://www.universalorlando.com/harrypotter/
and here
http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/theme-parks/
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And 52
makes an even number of mosquito bites, covering me from head to toe. And counting them is only half the fun! The gift that keeps on giving every weekend that you spend outdoors.
July 2011
1 post
All I want to do is read, watch, discuss, listen to, dream about, etc. etc. etc. Harry Potter. And I don’t care who knows it.
May 2011
2 posts
Wow! “Avoid the clap” -Jimmy Dugan, wow!
April 2011
5 posts
Chapter 1: An Unexpected Party
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.
March 2011
6 posts
Pet Peeves
When people don’t like the movie Titanic.
When people stop at a red light for like 5 seconds, but then continue to creep up underneath the stoplight before it turns green.
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
8 posts
me: What do you want for your bday
jake: Nothin
me: Toad stools
jake: A snot rag
me: A wasp nest
jake: Hair snarls
me: A Canadian flag
jake: A six pack’a bug juice
me: A Sonice the Hedgehog watch
jake: Crack
jake: Buffalo hide
me: Eddie Bauer gift cards, a chimney, clogs
jake: Mad max blu ray
me: Sharp Tooth, potassium, Tato Skins
jake: Mrs. Mcgrady and some jncos
me: slappy...
one of these things is not like the other... →
Truth be told,
there is a bright side to getting strep throat the week prior to the Golden Globes. Over the course of two days, I was able to watch: The Social Network, 127 hrs, Rabbit Hole, Love And Other Drugs & True Grit.
A special thanks to all of the snot-nosed, hacking, feverish 4 and 5 yr. olds out there who felt the need to use my hands and face as paper towel these past two weeks. If it werent for...
5-16-1996
“stupid people and how they act
Angle is a peas of crap! She thinks her name is so specal. Well its stupid. She thinks people look up to her. She thinks gary likes her the best. I think shes stuk up. She thinks shes perfct. She fights over gary.”
I wrote this when I was 8 yrs. old. I was pulling everything off of my bed last night and lifted up my mattress. Low and behold, I found my...
who’s excited for teen mom 2 tonight??!
oh ya,
I got hired by Americorps, officially, today. It aint a career or nothing, but at least Ive got something to keep me busy for the next 11 months.
December 2010
3 posts
“Mary: Can I take something out for you?
Clark: (insane giggling) I was just...”
Miley Cyrus smoking Salvia, if you care... →
lirofabulous:
1. Miley Cyrus does not know how to hit a bong.
2. Bitches laugh is the worst thing I’ve heard in awhile.
3. Who smokes salvia anymore?
this makes me wanna kill someone. “im having a little bit of a bad trip.”
i was cleaning out my car today, aka removing things from the backseat that shouldnt be there, and this is what i found in the center compartment between the driver and passenger seat:
-about 5 or 6 mixed CDS that were made for me about 4 or 5 years ago, tops.
-2 important papers for work with a bunch of important information written on them, both of which i had been searching for for a solid...
November 2010
4 posts
Watchthis always makes me laugh.
October 2010
3 posts
Oprah Winfrey can suck it and blow.
She’s a jerk, plain and simple. I’ve been down right wound-up like a child whose about to go trick or treating (perfect simile? for this time of year) for Oprah this Friday, aka today. I double check with my sister last night to make sure that she remembered to DVR it for me since I have to work, and then my mom breaks the news to me… She found out that they aired the show...
Reasons why my brother is my favorite:
#2. hes gots cool friends. they also think that im cool too.
Reasons why my brother is my favorite:
#1. he lets me watch the 2 hour long teen mom special reunion with dr drew from 10pm to midnight without objecting once, asking to watch something else, or making fun of it or me, etc. love him.
September 2010
1 post
Remember the times
when you listened to stuff like Ludacris “Move Bitch” all the time? and then remember the times of the present when those songs would appear on shuffle in your car and you just had to stop pretending like you wanted to skip it? and finally you just cranked it and listened to the whole thing, beginning to end, reciting the entire GD song? that happened yesterday.
i would have to say...