great text conversation with a great friend.
ME: Sooo think over my offer. And ya know, just give me a heads up when moving day is gonna be.
FRIEND: Haha I’ll keep ya posted. If only moving items was that easy. I’d be there in a heartbeat
ME: Uhaul. Duh. Done.
FRIEND: Duhdone.
ME: Well that was the easiest bit of advice Ive ever given.
FRIEND: College grad. Duh.
ME: Woop Woop! College grad, at home with four children! Watching The Sword in the Stone and about to make them all lunch! Thas wassup!
FRIEND: Borrow famileeeeee wassup!
ME: Im raising yo kids 3 days a week for barely any money! Oo Oo!! Uh youre welcome!
FRIEND: Mom and dad gotta save all they cash monEy for that Cadillac they got they eye on. That shit ritz gold mayne.
ME: Haha just kidding. I really and truly love their parents. Theyve been so good to me and I know that Im a HUGE help to them. So at least Im needed.
FRIEND: You just ruined our whole thread
ME: Hahahahahaha
FRIEND: Miss you. I say it out loud.
ME: You can only say it out loud. Otherwise its a lie.
FRIEND: Only true-like things happen with words.
FRIEND: Yoga bear time! Mom! Mom! Mom! Look what I can do! mOoOoOMM-AH!!!
ME: Okay!! Im looking.. Just give me a second! Can you use your eyes to see what Im doing? When Im done feeding your sister Ill watch you. Okay? (these are all real things that I say to real kids. Here. Where Im at now) HAVE FUNNN!
FRIEND: Hahaha sucka
Oct 5, 2011 @ 2:03 pm