• October 5 2011

    great text conversation with a great friend.

    ME: Sooo think over my offer. And ya know, just give me a heads up when moving day is gonna be.

    FRIEND: Haha I’ll keep ya posted. If only moving items was that easy. I’d be there in a heartbeat

    ME: Uhaul. Duh. Done.

    FRIEND: Duhdone.

    ME: Well that was the easiest bit of advice Ive ever given.

    FRIEND: College grad. Duh.

    ME: Woop Woop! College grad, at home with four children! Watching The Sword in the Stone and about to make them all lunch! Thas wassup!

    FRIEND: Borrow famileeeeee wassup!

    ME: Im raising yo kids 3 days a week for barely any money! Oo Oo!! Uh youre welcome!

    FRIEND: Mom and dad gotta save all they cash monEy for that Cadillac they got they eye on. That shit ritz gold mayne.

    ME: Haha just kidding. I really and truly love their parents. Theyve been so good to me and I know that Im a HUGE help to them. So at least Im needed.

    FRIEND: You just ruined our whole thread

    ME: Hahahahahaha

    FRIEND: Miss you. I say it out loud.

    ME: You can only say it out loud. Otherwise its a lie.

    FRIEND: Only true-like things happen with words.

    FRIEND: Yoga bear time! Mom! Mom! Mom! Look what I can do! mOoOoOMM-AH!!!

    ME: Okay!! Im looking.. Just give me a second! Can you use your eyes to see what Im doing? When Im done feeding your sister Ill watch you. Okay? (these are all real things that I say to real kids. Here. Where Im at now) HAVE FUNNN!

    FRIEND: Hahaha sucka

    Oct 5, 2011 @ 2:03 pm